No, Mr Bond, I expect you to diet
“Everything works better with photons” – Smut Clyde
By Leonid Schneider, on research integrity, biomedical ethics and academic publishing
“Everything works better with photons” – Smut Clyde
“This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I’ve been in love with its colour… its brilliance, its divine heaviness.”
“The idea to call the newly discovered cells telocytes came to me during a break at the Vienna State Opera” – Don Lorenzo aka Preda
“Ruggiero is an old hand at this plausibly-deniable Tergiversation Tango, having perfected it with his just-asking-questions Antivax AIDS denial-cake, both eating and f**king it.” – Smut Clyde
“I will not by myself, or be instructing or encouraging any other person or howsoever othewise, publish or cause to be published words or otherwise howsoever make statements to others which wrongfully refer to Nottingham Trent University and/or their employees and for any person or any body associated with Nottingham Trent University”
“My attention was first drawn to Blum, Febo & Badgaiyan for what was either a ground-breaking advance in scientific illustration, or an attempt to win the inaugural Cheese Promotion Cup” – Smut Clyde
My uninvited contribution to WCRI 2022
The state it’s in, we don’t need Russian science anyway.
Nole Djokovic and Dr Irena Cosic, a Serbian dream team for science.
Merry Christmas from PNAS









