The Master of the String-of-Sausages
“I am open to the possibility that they both outsourced their Western Blot production to a single, independent Wurst-Meister specialist.” – Dr Smut Clyde, art historian of the Chinese Papermill Renaissance.
Tag: cancer research
See a therapist and get serious help
“I am highly admired by my colleagues for the high level of rigor and reproducibility I continue to apply to research. ” Dr David Danielpour
Schneider Shorts 5.08.2022 – Useful Idiots
Schneider Shorts 5.08.2022 – russia’s useful idiots, Dr Oz’ emails to Dr Birx about Dr Raoult, with Harvard’s undead pigs, Weizmann’s artificial baby mice, Neanderthals trapped in the metaphase, four humours of depression, punished fraudsters, papermills, retractions, and new cures for cancer and obesity.
Bloch and the Greek Horrors
“Wrong again Do you have a problem?” – Bob Bloch
Epileptic spasms of tics and glitches in Krautrock diffractograms
Smut Clyde chases free radicals in a German-run lab in China
Shaker Mousa – NY pharma gangsta’
Yo, what’s up, my homies, Shaker Mousa is in da house.
A German in Lisbon
Peter Jordan is exactly the kind of scientist Portugal needs.
The Rise of the Papermills
“Is it possible that through no fault of Zintzaras & Ioannidis, their work was incorporated into a papermill template, accruing hundreds of spurious citations?” – Smut Clyde
Croce begat Calin, and Calin begat Girnita…
An academic dynasty of bad cancer research.
Schneider Shorts 6.05.2022 – Porn and Penis Jokes
Schneider Shorts 6.05.2022 – how mTORman almost got a job at NYU, the 996 work morale, many great editorial decisions, rejuvenating stools, a minibrain curing autism, vitamin D against cancer, with an evil microscope maker, and a lewd Yale professor you probably don’t want to meet.
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